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Nov 05, 2023

The Lazy Diet

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Most eating plans are hard, and they suck. This approach fixes all that.

TOO MANY DIETS set high, unachievable standards, then blame you for failing to meet them. Not only are those instructions bullshit, but they stress you out.

That's why we created a simple, way more realistic guide to help you eat better without all the absurdity.

The Lazy Diet is a surprising, easy, and totally satisfying way to eat right. Here's how to follow it.

Paleo, Whole 30, Keto—they often tell you to avoid packaged foods. But this stuff can be nutritious and pre-portioned, which "automatically reduces calories without thinking," says Spencer Nadolsky, D.O., chief physician at Renaissance Periodization.

This smooth-tasting drink houses 26 grams of protein per bottle.

If you’re avoiding (or can't handle) dairy, these almond-milk-based shakes have 18 grams of protein.

One microwaveable tub has 13 grams of protein and 6 grams of fiber.

It contains a mighty 14 grams of protein and 8 grams of fiber per can.

This is also rich in omega-3's and loaded with 21 grams of protein per tin.

This fish is a good source of heart-healthy fats. Try it on mixed greens.

They’re crunchy discs of real-cheesy goodness. A large handful offers 7 grams of protein.

A serving contains seven grams of protein, and they’re made with organic pork.

The oooweee-tart flavor busts up the boredom of snacking on nuts without piling on the sugar.

Meal-delivery services are still an easy way to eat well without stress. We picked these based on the time you have.

Simple, no-cook, ready-to-eat meals. You can even order cooked proteins or vegetables by themselves, if you want to keep things really basic.

Its offerings are frozen but reheat well, especially the flat-breads, which benefit further from leftover sliced grilled chicken or flaked roasted salmon.

They portion out the ingredients; you cook. Berbere chicken with turmeric potatoes. Pork lettuce cups with mojo onions. Blueberry-apricot pork chops . . .

Too many crash diets ban condiments because they’re "empty"calories. But if a little blue cheese dressing (or ranch or spicy mayo) gets you to eat celery, you’re still eating the nutrients in celery. Dip—don't dunk.

You see specialists for other things. Why aren't you seeing a registered dietitian? They can help you set goals. Typically, they cost about $150 an hour. (Some are covered by insurance.)

Why roast a whole chicken when the grocery store does it for you? This week's worth of dinners leverages pre-made supermarket fare for ten-minute meals.

Heat 1 bag cooked pasta; toss with pre-made pesto and a handful of rotisserie chicken. Serve with spring mix drizzled with dressing.

Saute some rotisserie chicken in olive oil, chili powder, and cumin. Heat a few tortillas and top with chicken, jarred salsa, and pre-made guacamole.

Mix a bag of greens with a can of fish, any fruits or vegetables you have in the fridge (diced) and a palmful of nuts. Top with bottled dressing.

Add a handful of spinach to a pan with olive oil; crack 2 eggs on top; cover to cook. When done, add it to a tortilla for an easy egg wrap.

Shape some pre-made dough, then top it with a few spoonfuls of jarred sauce, bagged shredded mozzarella, and a vegetable. Bake and eat.

The classic sandwich is actually a great example of what you want in a well-balanced meal: fiber, fats, and protein. Now upgrade it all.

Two slices offer 12 grams of protein and 8 grams of fiber.

Just 2 tablespoons add 8 grams of protein. Creamy or chunky: Your pick.

Swap the sugary spread for 1⁄2 cup mashed strawberries, blueberries, or banana.

One cup adds 8 grams of protein to the meal.

Enjoy your favorite foods, making them less "off-limits." Cheat days can backfire, says Dawn Jackson Blatner, R.D.N. Removing food stigmas counters cravings. (That said, a well-made burger with good beef and lots of fresh vegetables beats fast food any day.)

Low-carb diets tell you not to eat fruit. That's ridiculous. Fruit is amazing for you. Eat a ton of it. As a snack, but also as . . .

Research shows that eating fruit before a meal may suppress appetite and help you fill up faster during that meal. So if you’re cooking, snack on some berries. If you’re ordering breakfast out, ask for a fruit cup first.

Strawberries and blueberries complement sal-ads with salty cheeses, such as feta. Grapes work well with balsamic dressing. Peaches are awesome with a pile of arugula, shaved Parmesan, and olive oil.

It's mostly in the Western world that sweets "end" a meal. But in many cultures, the sweet is fruit—cold pineapple cubes, orange segments, mango slices. Baked apples and pears are pretty delicious, too.

These three hacks make it easy wherever you go.

Ask for a protein on top. That's salmon, shrimp, or scallop sat a nicer place. Or chicken at a diner. Even if that chicken is fried, you’re still getting protein and produce.

as long as each time you do, your plate is half full of vegetables in addition to whatever else you’re having. That does leave less room for the other stuff, but it gives you the flexibility of seconds (or more).

If a fast-food spot serves a grilled chicken sandwich and a salad but isn't willing to combine them, could you do that yourself? Take the chicken off the sandwich and add it to the salad.

Choose just two things from the list below to do daily. Forget the rest.

Try to always eat meals and snacks off a plate, at a table, seated in a chair. It's a surefire way to be more mindful about what you’re eating, versus simply standing in the pantry and snacking while you decide what to eat. Not that anyone does that.

Calories, macros, and especially micros—break up with obsessive diet management and stress. Use these tools instead.

Per meal, aim for a palmful or two of protein, one fistful of fiber-rich grains, two handfuls of produce, and one or two thumb-sized servings of good fats.

You want at least two colors from whole-food sources. The fiber in those foods will help you fill up during the meal, capping calories naturally.

That's three cups of vegetables, two cups of fruit, and one cup of beans, daily.

Looking at the quality of your diet over the course of 30 days can help take the pressure off one or two (or 12!) days of less-than-ideal eating.

If you don't like the taste of water, change it. Staying hydrated helps your brain operate at peak level (which means you can make better diet decisions).

Try Twinings’ Superblends Cold Water Infusions. They’re low-calorie, no-sugar herbal water enhancers made of a blend of fruits and herbs, such as raspberry and hibiscus.

A version of this article originally appeared in the January/February 2022 issue of Men's Health.

Brian St. Pierre, MS, RD, CSCS, CISSN, Pn1, is the Director of Performance Nutrition at Precision Nutrition. He leads of team of nearly 20 expert coaches, helping individuals of all backgrounds reach their personal and professional goals. In addition, he works with a host of fitness professionals and professional sports teams including the San Antonio Spurs, Cleveland Browns, US Open Champion Sloane Stephens, and more.

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TOO MANY DIETS A version of this article originally appeared in the January/February 2022 issue of Men's Health.
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